2Chainz Next Lyrics :
in Wal-Mart, I’m leanin tho, my SHOPPIN cart, I’m steerin bro, dey ask my fav cere-al, iHolla back, CHEERIOOOS
LMFAOOOOOOO
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Shout out to my haters
— A Nobody (via doomsday519)
if you own a pair of lips you can kiss my ass
I wish I had an American accent.
Poem about my butt
My anus is deadly, leaves people in caskets
My fart is toxic, can’t mask it
Gas moves swiftly, like a rabbit
Got a gas mask? Better grab it
Some pornos have some good ass story lines that u dont even want to jack off 2 them u be too in tune in to it
them japanese ones be looking informative but ino what they sayin
imagine if porns really did continue when they make sequels
like
“will tony have sex with marta?”
“find out on the next episode of Azz & Mo Azz 15”
They might as well start doing that shit though, always tryna incorporate some fruity ass storyline into it.
You dumb ass Tumblr feminists wish death upon trans women…
like shut the fuck up
you bitches aren’t for equality
you just want to degrade men and be fucking bitter about every god damn thing
STOP KONY! hang up posters! ya!
that’s like saying you’re going to stop gang violence by tweeting and tumblr
damn retards
i think the perfect date is u sitting on my face
when you make a joke and the entire class laughs
There’s a loneliness that only exists in one’s mind. The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
— F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby (via chocolatesnowflake)
Dolph Ziggler can get all my love from me.
I JUST WANT TO BE PARIS HILTON’S NEW BFF OKAY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
Britney’s getting 15 million for the X Factor.
Good. She better get paid more than J-Lo (who got 12 million for Idol).
